I'm 20 and my name is Matthew, sometimes I get a little gay

 

weloveshortvideos:

He’s snapping

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

backdoorteenmom:

fstw:

*pulls down guy’s foreskin*
me: can I pair this cheese with some fine wine?