I'm 20 and my name is Matthew, sometimes I get a little gay

 

imsoshive:

lmao

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

gothiccharmschool:

delilahsdawson:

selonian:

sleepswithwolves:

sinclairsnape:

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.

No bothers were given that day.

No bothers given.

No bothers.

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Pooh is totally METAL.

Reblogging for priceless commentary, and because I think “Look at all the bothers I give” is going to make it into my everyday language. 

HAHAHA NO BOTHERS

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today